These Tweets are pretty funny, as long as they aren't talking about YOUR wedding!
- Sorry I was late for the #wedding but they had such a great special at the bar.
- My sister thinks I’m planning a destination #wedding so she can’t be there. She’s so right!
- Told my Grandma I’m going to Boulder for a wedding. She asked if “cigars of marijuana” will be on every table. She finally understands me.
- Marriage = Betting half of everything you own you’ll love someone forever.
- Marriage is like a deck of cards, in the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond, 10 years later you'll want a club and a spade.